"PLUCK YEW"... The History of the Middle Finger

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"PLUCK YEW"... The History of the Middle Finger

Postby WVP News » 12 May 2004, 16:16

History Of The Middle Finger
Is This A Myth?


Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future. This famous weapon was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as "plucking the yew" (or "pluckyew").

Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, "See, we can still pluck yew! "PLUCK YEW!" Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodental fricative 'F', and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute!

It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as "giving the bird."

And yew thought yew knew everything!

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Postby Guest » 13 May 2004, 00:53

hehehehahahehehehehahaaaa!!

Nock nock!!


Who's there?

Buck!

Buck who?


BUCK YOU!!

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Postby Paulo » 18 Sep 2005, 23:08

I went into the Shell gas station this morning and
asked for two dollars worth of gas.
The attendant farted and gave me a receipt. :brows:


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